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LIKE YOUR HUMOR MIXED WITH SOME SPICE? I’M YOUR GIRL.

I’ll keep this brief. We’ve all got vodka to drink and beaches to get to.

If you’ve been hesitant to purchase my books because you’re scared of me (cause let’s face it, if you came across me in a dark alley, my pale skin might light you on fire), now is your chance to download both my #1 bestselling Amazon essay collections (A WALK IN THE SNARK and MANCODE: EXPOSED) totally free.

Yep.

What’s the catch?

None that I know of.

Well, except they’re only free Sunday and Monday. Snooze, lose, etc.

Don’t have a Kindle?

Don’t need one to download free books from Amazon – but you knew that, right? They have free apps for your smartphone (which is pretty much smarter than any human I know). I have an iPhone, I recently got a genuine iPhone 5 battery in stock at Aussiebattery, but that Siri…I’m not so sure about her yet.  I say, “Call me BadRedhead,” and she says, “DeadLedBed.” Dude. This is NOT Dr. Seuss. I’m not teaching that bitch to read.)

They also have apps for any computer, tablet, cloud, dog, or cat.

If you like humor mixed with a bit of naughtiness, I’m your girl. If bad words offend you, move along. I take stereotypes and deconstruct them with satire. Some people seem to take my writing quite literally, get upset with me and give me one-star reviews.

And guess what? I’m okay with that. It makes me laugh. Go ahead and be one of those people – I enjoy laughter very much. After all, I’m a humorist.

Seriously though…I’m grateful for every reader. Truly. When I started writing professionally a few years ago, I wasn’t sure I’d see myself in print. (Okay, eBook print, but who’s quibbling…). To have bestsellers? You gotta be kidding. So it’s ALL good. 

If you do download my books free and read them, all I ask is you leave a review on Amazon, your blog, or Goodreads. (Oh great, now that Crowded House song All I Ask is in my head. Meh. There are worse things. #kidding I lurve them.)

Even if you hate my books, it’s okay. I don’t take it personally. I just figure pale redheads who say funny things about men and women and sex and chocolate which you don’t agree with are not your thing. Lots of others like ‘em though. And they’re free. What’s to lose?

(I do wonder though – why do people return a free digital book? I still haven’t figured that one out. I don’t have a lot of refunds, but a few. If you know, fill me in.)

Ok, go party, drink, make potato salad that you promise not to leave out in the sun. Wear sunscreen and if you do drink alcoholic beverages, don’t drive, okay? (As my older sister says, “Don’t tell me what to do.” She’s funny, too.)

Peace out.

I am a proudly indie author. If you want to support other indie authors, check out the new indie site I started: IndieBookPromo.com – affordable advertising and feature options. Seriously, stupid cheap but great Alexa rating already! and SEO/SMO optimized. On Twitter @IndieBookPromos.

I’m also a social media, branding, and author consultant. Want help marketing your book? I’m your Fairy Bookmother (someone just called me that and it tickled me). References happily provided on request. Follow me @BadRedheadMedia or visit my site BadRedheadMedia.com for info and free tips, or to set up personalized consulting.

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